MARLEY: Question for you... And this is important
BOBBY: Go ahead...
MARLEY: I'm at at work event, and there's a guy here that looks like Luigi from Super Mario Brothers... Is it wrong to go up to him and start singing the theme music to the game?
BOBBY: Um, yes...
MARLEY: So the fact that I just threw the mushrooms from my salad on the floor so he could jump on them would also be wrong!
BOBBY: Um,... how much have you had to drink?
MARLEY: Only one! So, that's a no to all then?
BOBBY: Yes, that's a no. Back away from the Luigi! Bring no more harm to the mushrooms!
MARLEY: Fine. Seems like a missed opportunity though.
BOBBY: All this on one drink, huh?
MARLEY: Well... One drink at the moment...
BOBBY: Uh-huh... And how many total so far?
MARLEY: Not sure, but the waiter has had to clear our table like twice, so... Not too many I think.
BOBBY: Okay...
MARLEY: But the bartender has taken to calling me "happy cheeks" when I go get my drinks. Oh, and I just spent ten minutes thinking I was locked in the bathroom because I couldn't push the door open.
BOBBY: Sweet Jesus...
MARLEY: But I'm okay now. Door pulled open, not pushed open. Who knew? I mean, out some instructions on the door, right?
BOBBY: Ok, I'm just gonna say this once... you are so not living with me when you get yourself fired. Okay?
MARLEY: Well just limit my options why don't you? Is that your way of saying stop drinking?
BOBBY: Yes.... now please... the sooner the better...
MARLEY: Dude... Just got a great idea!
BOBBY: No you didn't...
MARLEY: Yes, I did! We need to do a karaoke mash-up! Original BFF's vs. significant others! Awesome, right?
BOBBY: I'm not texting you anymore
MARLEY: Ok, fine, but just know that I am already making it happen!
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