Sunday, April 28, 2013

Don't harm the mushrooms!

Conversation via text:
 
MARLEY: Question for you... And this is important
BOBBY:  Go ahead...
MARLEY:  I'm at at work event, and there's a guy here that looks like Luigi from Super Mario Brothers... Is it wrong to go up to him and start singing the theme music to the game?
BOBBY:  Um, yes...
MARLEY:  So the fact that I just threw the mushrooms from my salad on the floor so he could jump on them would also be wrong!
BOBBY:  Um,... how much have you had to drink?
MARLEY:  Only one!  So, that's a no to all then?
BOBBY:  Yes, that's a no. Back away from the Luigi!  Bring no more harm to the mushrooms!
MARLEY:  Fine.  Seems like a missed opportunity though.
BOBBY:  All this on one drink, huh?
MARLEY:  Well... One drink at the moment...
BOBBY:  Uh-huh... And how many total so far?
MARLEY:  Not sure, but the waiter has had to clear our table like twice, so... Not too many I think.
BOBBY:  Okay...
MARLEY:  But the bartender has taken to calling me "happy cheeks" when I go get my drinks.  Oh, and I just spent ten minutes thinking I was locked in the bathroom because I couldn't push the door open.
BOBBY:  Sweet Jesus...
MARLEY:  But I'm okay now.  Door pulled open, not pushed open.  Who knew? I mean, out some instructions on the door, right?
BOBBY:  Ok, I'm just gonna say this once... you are so not living with me when you get yourself fired.  Okay?
MARLEY:  Well just limit my options why don't you? Is that your way of saying stop drinking?
BOBBY:  Yes.... now please... the sooner the better...
MARLEY:  Dude... Just got a great idea!
BOBBY:  No you didn't...
MARLEY:  Yes, I did!  We need to do a karaoke mash-up!  Original BFF's vs. significant others!  Awesome, right?
BOBBY:  I'm not texting you anymore
MARLEY:  Ok, fine, but just know that I am already making it happen!

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